This website is completely and utterly useless!

Thank you for visiting Macardam.com! There are probably an infinite number of reasons we could list about how you found the web site, and with time being finite, all that matters is you have arrived. What you will find at Macardam is only limited by how hungry you are and what you (yes YOU) are willing to share. Nah, I'm just kidding, this site is completely pointless so just close your browser. At one point in time it was kind of a neat idea. See originally the logo was "Join us on our quest to success!" where we started off as poor unknown folk and became smart and rich; and document the whole way. There was going to be articles, forums, life goals, blogs, reviews, and the list goes on. Mainly the material would have been related to success or personal development; and boy were we excited! But just like everything we've started we failed and didn't give it enough effort. So I guess the point of this site is to point out our failures and prove the extent of how much our lives suck. We will update it whenever we want but we don't really care.

We only have one requirement for viewing our web site, whether it be publicly or privately, and that is to Join us on our quest to success! LOL JK.

Who this web site is for

If you have a preconceived notion that this web site is only for those who are business owners, investors, brokers, bankers, or any one specific field; you are wrong. This web site could be just for you - whether you believe it or not! Macardam.com was designed for anyone who strives to be successful in any form of life. However, due to technical issues this site is now only for people who lack motivation, dedication, success, money, and any inner drive to do something great with your life. Basically you have to be able to say "wow, I really suck at life" about half as much as we do. You see, we're poor, but unlike everyone else we know, we started reading about success. We realized that people like us are getting rich doing things we could do. So then we got excited and starting spewing out ideas like welfare families have babies. But you see, we never tried hard enough, and just complained the entire time. So we're still poor, but so much more worse off. You see before this whole "quest" started we never knew some of the things we knew now. So here we are, knowing the information but still being poor. It's like being really horny, but having sex with a man. It just doesn't satisfy (IMO LOL).

This web site could be for you if:

1. Have absolutely no motivation when it comes to anything at all. I mean, ABSOLUTELY no motivation. Like you have to make food because you're starving but are just way too lazy to get up kind of motivation; or lack thereof.
2. Are looking for something more out of life, but aren't willing to work to get it.
3. Are interested in meeting many people who will complain about pointless little things and are always willing to tell you what to do when they suck at life themselves.
4. Have not given up on your dreams, because sleeping is fun and necessary.
5. Strive to be the best you that you can't be!

Basically, if you are interested in obtaining knowledge of any kind from a kind and winning environment - you are waaaaaay at the wrong place.

Where to begin?

Well you could start by leaving. If you really insist on poking around, do whatever the hell you want. We don't care. Seriously, maybe we will make it so the users can just destroy, enhance, create, or annihilate the website however they choose. But we're kinda lazy. Make a forum account, I don't know visit the links. Why the hell should I tell you how to use a pointless website? Seems pretty pointless.

I like the word "indolence." It makes my laziness seem classy. 
     - Bernie Williams

That quote doesn't really fit in there, but that's okay it's a neat quote. So browse, read, search, learn, meet, and grow. But most importantly, enjoy your stay! We are looking forward to meeting you! Feel free to contact us with any feedback or for any reason at all, we definitely will not take your opinion or criticism into consideration.

- Matthew Ricketts, Carl Carlson, and Adam Johnson